From the East Bay

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Shut up and get to the point!

From the North Bay

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You don't know how to do any of those. Moving along… That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.

From the South Bay

vWhy would a robot need to drink? Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.